Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Copy Paste from Ditch Mistress (shez HOT!!)



ABC Questions About You :

A - AVAILABLE : Technically yes.
B - BIRTHDAY : 3/10/1989
C - CRUSHING ON : Elmo.
D - DRINK YOU LAST HAD : Coffee.
E - EASIEST PERSON TO TALK TO : Elmo.
F - FAVORITE SONG : I've got only genre. Nothing specific.
G - GUMMY BEARS OR GUMMY WORMS : Neither.
H - HOMETOWN : Serdang.
I - IN LOVE WITH : Family.
J - JUGGLE : ??
K - KILLED SOMEONE : I wish to at times. Never had the guts to.
L - LONGEST CAR RIDE : Kluang, Johor. Dad's place. 3 hours.
M- MILKSHAKE FLAVOR : Vanilla.
N - NUMBER OF SIBLINGS : 1 (more than enough)
O - ONE WISH : 1st Class Honours (LLB)
P - PERSON YOU CALLED LAST : Prishantini
R- REASON TO SMILE : No apparent reason.
S - SONG YOU LAST HEARD : Listening to some fucking old tamil song.
T - TIME YOU WOKE UP : 7.00 a.m
V - VEGETABLE(S) : Pure meat eater.
W - WORST HABIT : Laziness.
X - X-RAYS YOU'VE HAD : Chest. Forgot what it was for.
Y – YOYOS ARE : Stupid.
Z - ZODIAC SIGN : Libra.


Random Questions About You :Spell your name without vowels : Jn rvn.
What colour do you wear most? : Black.
What are you listening to? : Fucking old tamil song on Minnale.
Are you happy with your life right now? : I am in the middle. Melancholic about it.
What is your favorite class in school? : Math.
When do you start back at school/college? : Sunday.
Are you outgoing? : Yeah. Unless I'm on my part time job which is depressing.
Favorite pair of shoes? : Black coloured 2 inch high heels.
Where do you wish you were right now? : With him.

THE CANS :
Can you dance? : Here and there.
Can you tie a cherry stem with your mouth? : What good does this bring?
Can you whistle? : Yeaap.
Write with both hands? : Write well with one. Scribble with the other. Does it count?
Walk with your toes curled?: DUH.


THE DO'S :

Do you believe there is life on other planets? : Does it matter?
Do you believe in miracles? : No.

Do you believe in magic? : NO.
Love at first sight? : Never.
Do you think there's a Satan? : All hail the King.
Do you believe in Santa? : No hoho for me.
Do you know how to swim? : I can save my ass from getting drowned.
Do you think you could handle the stuff they eat on those reality shows? : Piece of cake
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THE HAVE'S:
Have you ever been on a plane? : Yes.
Have you ever asked someone out? : Not in a million years.
Have you ever been asked out by someone? : Not yet.
Have you ever been to the ocean? : Yes.
Have you ever painted your nails? : DUH.


THE WHAT'S:
What is the temperature outside? : Do not know, do not care.
What radio station do you listen to? : I do not listen to radio.

What was the last restaurant you ate at? : Is mamak stall counted?
What was the last thing you bought? : Roti Diana
Who was the last person you took a picture of? : Prishantini



CRYING SECTION :
Ever really cried your heart out? : Totally.
Ever cried yourself to sleep? : Aha.
Ever cried on your friend's shoulder? : No.
Ever cried over the opposite sex? : Yes. Couldn't bear the thought of losing him as a friend.
Do you cry when you get an injury? : No.
Do certain songs make you cry? : Aha.


HAPPY SECTION :
Are you a happy person? : No.
What can make you happy? : Animals. Especially puppys and dogs.
Do you wish you were happier? : Not really. Quite satisfied the way things are.
Can music make you happy? : Depends on the genre.


LOVE SECTION :
How many times have you had your heart broken? : Once. The wound is 5 days fresh still.
Have you ever loved someone so much that you'd die for them? : Yes. Mom, dad and elmo.


LOOK AT ME SECTION :
What is your current hair color? : Black.
Current piercings? : Ears.
Have any tattoos? : Not yet.
Eye color? : Black.


In a man, (change it to the opposite sex when you're answering this)
Favorite eye color : DGF
Short or long hair : DGF
Height : DGF
Best clothing : Decent.

PS : DGF = Don't Give a Fuck


HAVE YOU EVER :

Been to jail : Not yet.
Mooned someone : Yes.
Thrown up in a store : I doubt it.
Done something really stupid that you laugh at it till today : Yes.
Gone skinny dipping : No and not that I mind to.



THIS OR THAT :

Pepsi or Coke : Neither. I don't fancy carbonated drinks.
McDonald's or Burger King : Carl's Junior
Single or Group Dates : First time, group. Anything beyond, single.
Chocolate or Vanilla : Latter.
Strawberries or Blueberries : Former.
Meat or Veggies : Pure non-vege
TV or Movie : Sex.
Guitar or Drums? : Guitar.
Adidas or Nike : Fuck brands.
Chinese or Mexican : Spanish.
Cheerios or Corn Flakes : Roti canai with sambal and teh tarik.
Cake or Pie : Pie.

Monday, November 23, 2009

November 21 2009 (Part I)

"So, have you taken your dinner?"

"Aha yeah...what about you?"

"Yeaap yeaap"


Physical action then took course with a stroke of his arm around my back, taking control over every ounce of my sexual desire. Drawing me close to him, our cheeks rubbed each others. With the rush of blood increasing in its speed, our lips were in chemistry to meet and we smooched. Gosh.....his tongue pulled me into his cavern of saliva, exchanging each others taste of enamel and mucosal tissue. While smooching, I placed my hand on his left thigh, caressing it and he held hold of my back and massaged my left arm.


We had a 7 second intermission, when he paused to take his glasses off and lowered the passenger seat, creating the most comfortable position for me.



"Take your time....", I whispered when he was rushing into the activity.

"Hhmm...?"

"Take your time, honey", I repeated myself in a sultry voice.


With immediate effect, he slowed his reaction and absorbed me at my pace. As I was rustling his hair, he brought his face to my neck, kissing and licking me. His right hand searched endlessly for my body beneath the Levi's shirt, adventuring what was beneath the bead decorated black bra. He lovingly embraced my left breast, his warmth intriguing my nipples to cringed. My head felt so light and I thought I was in paradise with him. Just both of us in this part of world, without a single soul to stop us from exploring each others' depth of souls. Then, I felt a kiss being placed on my right cheek, and more coming up to my neck, continuing down to my shoulder and arms. My left breast was still covered with his right palm when he lowered his head towards it and started licking and biting my nipples. I chewed and sucked his ear lobes, moaning all the way for more. I howled in pain - addictive pain as he was feasting a part of me. Satisfied with the left he adjourned and did the same to the right.


I took a deep breath on his neck, smelling his lustful odour and giving him love bites all over his shoulder and chest. I slid my tongue down, wetting his chest and sucking his nipples - one after another. Wetting his skin as I went lower, he patted my head and rustled my hair, signalling me to go lower, as he unzipped his shorts.


Just then, my consciousness of the existence of Jane's principles kicked in and I slid my way up, right away, towards his neck with him embracing my neck. I calmly whispered that I am not going to do it. With his head laid so playfully on the seat, he begged,


"I know you want it....You do...", wanking his penis, up and down.


And a bargain session erupted on whether I should feast on his manhood or not. Getting the idea that this bargaining is not doing any good, he grabbed hold of my hands and wrapped it around his penis and continued wanking it. It was warm, yet hard and mushy at the same time. You could not possibly have an analogy for a penis to a candy or anything long, round or pink because nothing could substitute the description of one.


He then adjourned back to me and caressed my body down to my right thigh. Taking my shorts of, he touched my vagina, applying pressure on it physically, up and down. He then entered his finger slowly into my urethral opening and slided it in slowly, reaching the clitoris. I moaned lustfully as he kept on showering me with kisses and love bites. I pulled him to me and locked my arms around his neck and started wailing in pain and pleasure and chanted his name continuously, as he vibrated, fingering me. This went on for almost a minute or so, until I cummed myself so much, the seat got wet. I shrieked with full satisfaction of desire upon reaching climax and later, fell into his arms, surrendering myself to him.



(Nokia ring tone was played)

We both were startled. It was Squirrel calling to check up on me. I quickly ended the call by telling her that I was A-OK and would be with her in a few minutes. By the time I put the Nokia 3610 Series down, I found him on top of me. I was mumbling under my breath, questioning what he was doing, yet not expecting an answer, as I could already foresee what is about to take place.



My hands were trembling, my heartbeat increased to a 120 beats a minute. Panic arose. My lips started repeated forcefully, "Slowly....slowly...." as he was positioning himself above me and placing his penis in a way that it could enter my unventured vagina, naturally. "Do not worry. I will take it slow", he assured. My heart was beating fast, adrenaline rush was at its peak. Issues were running in my head. 'This is not the right time. What if there were complications? I am losing my virginity. Do I want to? With a random guy? With THIS guy??' In that fairytale land we were in, as he locked my lips with his, I brought my palm and caressed his penis as it entered my vulva. At that very moment, it struck me that there was no basic protection - condom.



"Babe, there is no protection", I informed him.


Then there was a moment he regained consciousness and thought for a bit. My handphone rang again, with Squirrel asking where in the Devil's name I was. I assured her that I would be there in a jiffy and ended the call right away. By the time I put my handphone at its original place, he had already shifted himself to the driver's seat, continuing his wanking business. I pulled my shorts up, adjusted myself and watched him for a while.


The clock showed 10 : 55 and I knew right away that the night had no intention of having me around her area any longer. While wanking, I drew myself closer to him and clashed my nose to his cheek, telling him that it was too late and that I had to go. He was fine about it and brought our paradise story to an end by cumming onto a couple of pieces of tissue papers. Cleaning himself up, I hooked my bra back and straightened my brown coloured, cotton made Levi's shirt and pulled the seat up to its original position. We parted by saying goodbye.



"Ye ask,and receive not, because ye ask amiss, that ye may consume it upon your lusts" - James 4:3